Bio
Sometime whilst you were sleeping on the dark side of Earth a mysterious
craft entered the atmosphere.
There are reports that the occupants of this craft have uploaded and are
streaming hardwire information onto the mainframe network of the world.
The F.S.I has been trying to delete this information from the network
systems before it reaches the public domain.
When we questioned the K.D.F.S regarding this incident they said they had
no comment. We can however reveal today that this hardwire information has
some very unusual properties, certain information, frequencies and lines
embedded within it's signal can lead to the self
Other properties of this signal are not fully understood though it is said
that it has the ability to create links into self awareness and self
empowerment within humans.
Due to the sensitivity of this information and it's implications we feel it
is our duty to make you aware of this recent development. Further to this
we add that people who are experiencing "FUTURE SHOCK" or "SYSTEM SHOCK
REALITY” may find something within the signal that will let them know
they are not alone.
Radfax is a primary vessel containing “sympathetic” life forms. Through
the time space continuum using a specialized transcoder known as "The
Filter Flask" they have been searching for the missing Keys of Harmony
Through space, the mind state detected there was a planet that contained
one of the keys to harmony
Slowing down to pick up the speed of sound they noticed a white noise
covered the planet.
On further inspection they found that the white noise made the key of
harmony almost impossible to detect.
On landing they attempted to contact earth beings with the use of their
Earth Language Vision Intensifier Satellite (E.L.V.I.S)
This sent a signal to communicate through a box shaped device situated in
the corner of many living rooms.
Unfortunately many people missed this link as they could not afford the
shiny dishes that plugged into their corner boxes, also at around the same
time, by some freak coincidence people were out to lunch or having their
haircut
